McCain Sign Stolen Again

My helpful neighbor's was taken as well, both replaced this morning.
I may have to adopt this strategy:

Boy shocked after man powers up campaign sign

Racists

Most Likely True

McCain campaign workers attacked

It was False

Police: McCain volunteer made up robbery story

Despicable, if true

Police: McCain Worker Mugged, Attacked

SNL = So Not Laughing

Not funny

Lettermen

John McCain = A
David Letterman = C

Joe the Plumber for Congress

We need a Mr. Fix-It